Friday, February 15, 2013

Hazardous to Health


So this isn't a Friday Figment, but my brain is tired from working on revisions. I felt like posting something though. This is from an old, self-imposed ten minute exercise--at least I'm staying true to the number 10!

Max dropped a soggy, black, used-to-be-brown paper bag on the lunch table. It smelled horrible, like cheese that would kill you just from looking at it. It reminded me of Max’s locker, and I wondered if that’s where he got it from.
            First warning sign I stupidly missed: Max pulled his Oakley sunglasses out from his bush of black and blond-streaked hair and actually set them on his nose.
            These were the glasses he ceremoniously swore would only serve him as an accessory, never ever for practical use. Sounds strange, but that’s Max. Superstitious even when it came to fashion. Especially when it came to fashion. And had I known any better, I would have recognized that first warning sign and, well…
            Run.
            Far.
            “We have a problem,” he said.
            “I’m not giving you a single dime to buy a new lunch. Get rid of it.” The reek of the thing got me gagging. Gagging in the middle of the cafeteria during Homecoming Week while still dateless for it? Unacceptable.
            “I can’t,” he said.
            “Pick it up and drop it in the garbage. You’ll survive the fresh air in your locker somehow.”
            “This did not come from my locker, Cinder. What’re you trying to say anyway?”
            “I’m saying that thing is toxic. Get it away from me.”
            He leaned. Whispered I can’t again. That was warning sign number two, missed again because his leaning forced the regrettable memory of our first (and-oh-so-last) go at kissing one another. Details are better left unsaid for now.


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